So my question, after all these years: How DO I become number one in a hot party show? I mean, do I JUST push it? Or is there more to it? I feel like Salt and/or Pepa never really gave us a complete answer. Of course they laid it on us with spandex, 8-Ball jackets, and more Roger Rabbits than one person could handle... But where are the answers?
I WANT ANSWERS!!
As a follow-up to this blog post I will be sending a strongly-worded letter to the management team behind Salt n' Pepa...
Hmmm... I'm starting to think I should've sent this back in 1988 or so, when I first had all of these questions. Huh... Story of my life. Always a decade (or more) late and a buck short.
Oh well, the song's still the shit and in HEAVY rotation on my tape deck. No doubt.
